All in all society is fucked, not just economically basically because we are stuck in the social networking net, like little fishes screaming to break free but we cant because we have been caught - trapped. We didn’t ask for this it was thrust upon us - cheers Mark Zuckerberg you have created an army of Internet addicts that now appear on Jeremy Kyle because facebook has screwed their relationships - and the fact they have far too much time on their hands if their on their facebook then hacking their partners - think of all the poor ‘literally poor’ private detectives that no longer have jobs because of Facebook.
This is besides the point that i was trying to make - FACEBOOK - I love but yet I loathe you with such a burning passion I cannot describe. I do not care what old school friends are doing right now, i do not care how far along in your pregnancy you are and no i do not want to follow the progress of your growing foetus - oh but wait i have no choice because it’s all over my homepage, babies everywhere!!! 10786 photos in lomo of a fraction of slightly different angles of your child. I cannot take it anymore.
It is not just the incessive continious flow of crap like this but the vast amount of people who yet again clog up my homepage with their bollocks! I don’t actually like you yet technically were friends? in the real world i never spoke to you but i was too polite years ago to decline your request so now im stuck with all your crappy updates.
“ONESIES”
To the rest of the population; we call them all in one’s or baby grows - usually worn by babies. It actually makes me feel physically sick when I see an ADULT casually wearing one, it’s weird and uncomfortable.
I thought animal hats were the hell of the earth but no I was wrong - though my opinion on animal hats still stands firm - children wearing animal hats - o.k and bearable. Adults wearing animal hats just strange, you can definitely tell alot by a person if they own either of these child like items ( and wears them with pride).
The ‘craze’ of ‘onesies’ has been around for a while just not really known to us - more in the sex industry where old men like dress as babies and sometimes even sleep in large cots - living out some sick perverted fantasy. I am fully aware that everyone has fantasy but pretty sure dressing as baby and paying a woman to basically be your mother for a few hours is abit out there and perhaps the money they spend on the ‘surrogate prostitute mother’ would be alot more well spent in therapy.
So it is strange to see people donning these grotesque outfits, lets be honest going to the toilet is gonna cause problems - if you were a baby no probs because you have a nappy on; But no you lot in your teens or 20’s 30’s and well these sick fucks that pay for fake mothers are somewhere between 40 - 70 yrs of age (thank you Internet for these riveting documentary’s and insight into these worlds) there is no reason for you to wear them - NOT EVEN AS PAJAMAS, JUST A MASSIVE PLAIN NO!!!
I am not alleging by any means that I myself am a ‘fashion critique or expert’ - just an observationalist but it’s just wrong on so many levels.
ADVERTISING ASSHOLES
The straight faced emotionless men in their black suits sitting around a large circular table. *Please note here that I am not being sexist as there is clearly a large amount of woman also sitting around that table - as behind all ‘great men’ is a fucking amazing woman - but in this case - you advertising whizz woman are NOT fucking amazing - you are part of the problem… Sucking out the small amount of pennies from the ‘herds’ of people that YOUR no need for advertising hypnotizes them to think that they need….
If we want some trainers- we shall go buy them, if we want a new mobile phone we shall go buy one… DO NOT FORCE THESE UPON US ON BILLBOARDS, MAGAZINES, NEWSPAPERS, RADIO, TELEVISION and probably in the near future somehow in our SLEEP!
THOUGH THE LOWEST OF THE L0W…..IS YOU MAZUMA MOBILE.COM, YOU GO COMPARE AND ALL YOU ANNOYING POINTLESS FUCKING JINGLE RIDDEN ADVERTS THAT SEEP INTO OUR MINDS….
STOP THRUSTING ADVERTS UPON US… LET US WATCH A PROGRAMME WITH NO AD BREAKS WHICH ARE ONLY FILLED WITH POINTLESS CRAP! LET US LISTEN TO MUSIC WITHOUT POINTLESS ADVERTS… (SPOTIFY)
LET US LIVE WITHOUT MATERIALISTIC OBJECTS BEING THROWN AT US ATTEMPTING TO MAKE US FEEL THAT WE NEED THEM.
PIP IMPLANTS
All the over news we are hearing about these (fake boobs) and how all these women want them removed as they are causing them physical pain and there is problems with the silicone within the implant.
Unless you have a real need for fake boobs - rather than a need for your own aesthetic pleasure then DO NOT GET THEM DONE!! DO NOT MOAN! and DO NOT DEMAND THEM REMOVED FOR FREE WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO DISFIGURE YOUR OWN BODY!!!!
FRANKLY ITS QUITE OFFENSIVE THAT THESE WOMEN WANT AND ARE DEMANDING THE NHS TO REMOVE THEM FOR FREE! WHY SHOULD US THE TAX PAYERS PAY FOR THESE WOMEN’S MISTAKES - THESE WOMEN’S INSECURITIES
Technology and Toddlers
The most chillingly harrowing sight is that of a child, a toddler as young as 3 years old using an iphone but yet they cannot tie their own shoelaces…. Though kudos to those kids (or lazy parents who throw a phone at their child rather than reading them their favorite same story day after day) as I cant even tie my own shoelaces up still nor can I even begin to understand or use iphones…
Though this only leaves me feeling scared… a whirlwid of dread circulating me, haunting me - what happens when these 3 year old iphone users grow to adults, what world would we be living in? what world would we have found ourselves living in; realizing that we have sleepwalkingly contributed into creating these super hyper hybrid technological whiz kidz.
What about the paper? what about the ink? what about the romance of the novels lost to the rechargeable kindle’s - and NO guys having a leather bound kindle case wrapped around; cradling your kindle does not look like a real book.
